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oiabm:

plantmandotexeretired:

orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."

"I really did not mean to do that."

Baby baaats.

GOOD GOD


dspud:

i needed to punch my paranoia in the face and also practice drawing wolves so I took both of them out in one swing


mintywolf:

There are about a billion arrangements of “Bad Apple!!” but this one, performed with traditional Japanese instruments, is one of the best and most unique that I’ve seen. 

It’s the complete opposite of the bouncy techno remixes (which, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy) that make up a lot of Touhou Project fan music, and actually feels a lot truer to the nature of Gensokyo.


kyraneko:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

symmetrical-twin:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY



“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”This person speaks to my soul.

It scares me how many people think shapeshifting would have no other use besides fooling people into thinking you aren’t you.
Our education system is failing us, people!
That said, cosplay.
Be Loki. Be Sauron. Be Megatron. Be Captain Marvel. Be Ms. Marvel. Be She-Hulk. Make YouTube videos of Optimus Prime singing Christmas carols, of Thranduil negotiating public transportation and ordering at Starbucks, of Black Widow and Maria Hill passing the Bechdel Test. Create the Wonder Woman movie DC isn’t making.
Traffic a nightmare on your commute? Turn into a bird and fly. Douchebag pestering you for your number? Turn into a polar bear. Sudden downpour? Turn into a duck. Food didn’t turn out very good? Turn into a dog. Winter too fucking cold for you? Seal.
Want to be cuddled but don’t have anyone nearby whom you can cuddle without awkwardness? Turn into a fluffy dog and people will pet you.
Turn into a leopard or a cheetah or a Pallas’s cat, and you’ll have people lining up to pet the non-dangerous rare kitty. They know you’re you, remember?
Record your own purring.
Turn into a parrot and recite all the insults you know. Record this and upload it to YouTube. Turn into a marmoset or a lemur and make rude hand gestures.
Sell reaction gifs of yourself as animals, as characters, as whatever.

kyraneko:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

symmetrical-twin:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”

This person speaks to my soul.

It scares me how many people think shapeshifting would have no other use besides fooling people into thinking you aren’t you.

Our education system is failing us, people!

That said, cosplay.

Be Loki. Be Sauron. Be Megatron. Be Captain Marvel. Be Ms. Marvel. Be She-Hulk. Make YouTube videos of Optimus Prime singing Christmas carols, of Thranduil negotiating public transportation and ordering at Starbucks, of Black Widow and Maria Hill passing the Bechdel Test. Create the Wonder Woman movie DC isn’t making.

Traffic a nightmare on your commute? Turn into a bird and fly. Douchebag pestering you for your number? Turn into a polar bear. Sudden downpour? Turn into a duck. Food didn’t turn out very good? Turn into a dog. Winter too fucking cold for you? Seal.

Want to be cuddled but don’t have anyone nearby whom you can cuddle without awkwardness? Turn into a fluffy dog and people will pet you.

Turn into a leopard or a cheetah or a Pallas’s cat, and you’ll have people lining up to pet the non-dangerous rare kitty. They know you’re you, remember?

Record your own purring.

Turn into a parrot and recite all the insults you know. Record this and upload it to YouTube. Turn into a marmoset or a lemur and make rude hand gestures.

Sell reaction gifs of yourself as animals, as characters, as whatever.


chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3


carnivaldog:

homemadehorrors:

http://wormsandbones.com

Caught the voodoo hyenas tussling again. Seems good natured enough, but not the distraction we need in the middle of prep time!

These two will be coming to fanexpo with us.

Bones has made some pretty sweet modifications to the original pattern which are subtle, but refine their hips and shoulders a little more. We’re also using our new joints in their stifles (otherwise known as the knee), which given ‘em a really  nice ‘tuck’ ability.

For the uninitiated, these guys are made using ball and socket resin joints, and do not utilize wire. As a result, they’re nice and durable, and hold a pose beautifully without the worry of wire fatigue/breakage.

Their boney bits are cast in resin from our original sculpts (skulls are based on Crocuta crocuta, the spotted hyena), hand painted and sewn. These guys sport two slightly different colour schemes, the warm yellow-tan, and the cooler mushroomy grey. The mushroom fella uses a brand new side fur that’s lovely and has a bit of a shine to it, so he’s probably somewhat unrealistic in just how tidy he looks, haha.

I WANT ONE SO BAD HNGGH


elite-guardsman:

londonprophecy:

messatine:

i apologise if im prematurely excited and am reading this wrong, but

has james roberts given us queerplatonic marriage?

has he given us actual ace-spectrum and aro-spectrum representation?

has he given us a form of relationship that is just as valued as conjux endurae, but platonic?? does the mtmte universe recognise a form of queerplatonic marriage that is just as heart-achingly meaningful as romantic marriage??

if so. if so. i cant describe. i cant describe how happy i am

I am in love all over again with robot marriages and now we have confirmed little “elective kin” groups which seem to be little families they make all on their own because they want to be and i’m gonna cry

// Aaand it turns out he just chose a blanket word! Good to know it isn’t related to the feminine form of amicus, and the stricter definition is good or bad depending on what you needed of it. :> ))


theimaginaryslimshady:

shipping ocs is hard because no one cares but you